Lucid and just plain Crazy

Ok so a few nights ago now I had my second lucid dream!
It was I guess pretty cliche. I had the ability to sprout wings on command, and I was flying around, but every so often I had to regenerate them cause they'd run out of power. I was inside some sort of warehouse that I was trapped in, but I was somehow also flying in the sky. Well I decided to break free. I concentrated on making my body hard enough to ram through the wall and I was out in my familiar neighborhood. \
I decided I was gonna fly to where Ronery was. [which is like 1,000 miles, I don't know WHY I thought it would work.] and by this point my wings got really slow and I couldn't fly anymore, so I decided to summon him here. It worked! I smiled and gave him a big hug. We walked around and held hands for awhile, but then he disappeared, so I summoned him again, only this time I screwed up and summoned some creepy old guy with a knife. I ran away from him in fear, pinching my cheeks trying to wake up, but it didn't work until he was about to stab me.

Onto my next dream, which I had just last night.
So my current laptop died on me, and I had to get a new one.
I was sent into some sort of weird virtual reality /a/. A bunch of anons and tripfags were all there and there were high tech screens and stuff for threads and means of communication. I found Ronery and we walked around and talked a bit. [as you can tell even in my sleep I have a one track mind. I want to desperately be with Ronery] I wandered off into the main room which was huge and had a chinese like design to it, and resembled a classroom. I took a seat and a very strict, chinese leader-type looking guy came in and gave us orders. We were all silent.
After he left, a robot sitting next to me signaled that he wanted to speak to me by means of a screen on the wall. I asked what he wanted and he replied "I can only answer things ;_;"
then I went into an empty, small room that had a cool futuristic sliding door. The only thing in the room was another screen, which was recording audio from another room. I could hear Ronery and Bedford talking, then all of the sudden, Ronery starts moaning and stuff. I'm feeling betrayed and shocked, but way too aroused to care as I prepare to fap to the sounds of my lover, but then I woke up.


Uhh...yeah.

A Pretty Neet Dream

I don't remember much, but I think Ronery came down to my city somehow, and we went to some sort of event, and afterwards there was a sale going on. Lots of cute clothes and other stuff, but I barely had any money. ;_; Anyway eventually my eye catches a small Nitori figure. It's so cute, I look at the price. 5 dollars. That's how much I have! I'm so excited, I run up to the guy selling and ask if I can buy it, he says yes and I rush back over and try to find it again.
Once I find it, it's in a little girl's mouth. I ask her if I can have it and she gives it to me.
Only her hat is missing now. I purchase the hatless Nitori only to walk out with a bald Nitori with a yellow engineer hat.

I'm so confused ;_; But I enjoyed having a dream of owning something Nitori-related.

Why can't I, hold all these dreams?

Ok, so this morning I wrote down my dream I had!

Also I wrote down the one I had yesterday, so I will now log both of them here.

First up is the other night's dream.

Ok so I moved to the "west side" of the US. We lived right next to a beach and it was pretty, I was so happy. My sister who I don't live with and my dad who I don't live with stopped by to see my mom, other sister and I [because it's so convenient to travel 1,000 miles right?] So my sister got me a gift for the new house. It was a turquoise gem on a long necklace, but she called it an emerald. So I said "haha, I am guardian of the Master Emerald." Then I dropped it and it broke. I got sad.
Next I remember was waking up in bed crying because I was so far away from someone and couldn't see them now, and I was freaking out asking my mom where we were.
My sister said a city, but I don't think it was a real one. Anyway I turned on the tv and the local weather showed areas near New York, so I was actually on the east coast.

Last night's dream GO!

This one was rather lewd at first. Someone was on top of me and we were naked, holding each other close when I can see behind him in the doorway, a shadowed, scary figure. I was thinking in my head "NO NO NO NO" and he went away, and we proceeded to what I assume was making love. So weird.
Next part I remember, my sister and mom and I moved into this weird, brightly colored hotel that looked like a playplace for kids. My sister was playing a game on the wall. It was a big golden square with the words MR.BLING engraved on it.
She lost somehow, and a pimp voice spoke to her. I don't remember what he said,
but he turned her into a giant psychedelic colored fish, but her head was intact.
She went on with the day as if nothing weird had happened.

Don't be a faggot

I've got to get over my laziness upon waking up, I keep not writing down my dreams.
Anyway what I remember of my last one is I was in some sort of contest for gathering the weirdest thing to throw at someone. I picked a cup of ramen with some..thing..in it, not sure why. There was also this person by my side the whole time. Like, for the whole dream they were there, and every other dream I had that night I don't remember.
Yeah that's all I got. Next time I'll get my lazy ass to write it down.

Another night, another dream

But always you

anyway.

Don't have much to put here, but there was part of the dream I had last night that's just too great not to put up.
Ok so I don't know what was going on for most of it. I was in a room with quite a lot of people, and there were lots of computers. They were like, more high tech than normal ones. Anyway suddenly someone is accused of killing someone by turning them into a banana so I go back in time a bit to see what happened, and saw two people sitting in a shopping cart together fighting, and one of them just suddenly turns into a banana. This happened to a couple people and they were eaten. People were freaking out, cause it was a banana that ate the other bananas, and he was talking to us about how it wasn't bad to eat people that way.

Yeah, it was cool.

My First Dream Post

Okay, so I finally remembered a dream well enough to write it down this morning. I didn't get a whole lot of details, but here's what happened.

I was a little kid again and in school. Like I was probably about 8 or something like that. There was no teacher there. Something weird happened with the solar system that made the stars and planets move around the earth weird, and everything got out of order. There was this boy in the classroom that was my best friend, and the other kids made fun of us, saying that we liked each other, but we did actually. I started acting all tsundere and said there was no way I could like him. Typical tsundere behavior ensued. When no one was looking I went over to the board at the front of the classroom and drew us holding hands, and ran off blushing and smiling. The boy noticed me going all deredere and I think we got together. Anyway the problem in space got worse, and Australia got covered in rocks and mud. When it was being reported on the news, the guy had such a silly accent and voice everyone laughed.

My Dream Diary

So Lain from The Wired blog inspired me to keep a dream diary on here, because I have been lazily making one for awhile now, but have been too lazy to document many dreams,
so now I will be more serious,
and will be posting my dreams here.
Because I too have had a great desire to lucid dream for some time now. I've only had one before.
So next dream I document will be posted here.