Why can't I, hold all these dreams?

Ok, so this morning I wrote down my dream I had!

Also I wrote down the one I had yesterday, so I will now log both of them here.

First up is the other night's dream.

Ok so I moved to the "west side" of the US. We lived right next to a beach and it was pretty, I was so happy. My sister who I don't live with and my dad who I don't live with stopped by to see my mom, other sister and I [because it's so convenient to travel 1,000 miles right?] So my sister got me a gift for the new house. It was a turquoise gem on a long necklace, but she called it an emerald. So I said "haha, I am guardian of the Master Emerald." Then I dropped it and it broke. I got sad.
Next I remember was waking up in bed crying because I was so far away from someone and couldn't see them now, and I was freaking out asking my mom where we were.
My sister said a city, but I don't think it was a real one. Anyway I turned on the tv and the local weather showed areas near New York, so I was actually on the east coast.

Last night's dream GO!

This one was rather lewd at first. Someone was on top of me and we were naked, holding each other close when I can see behind him in the doorway, a shadowed, scary figure. I was thinking in my head "NO NO NO NO" and he went away, and we proceeded to what I assume was making love. So weird.
Next part I remember, my sister and mom and I moved into this weird, brightly colored hotel that looked like a playplace for kids. My sister was playing a game on the wall. It was a big golden square with the words MR.BLING engraved on it.
She lost somehow, and a pimp voice spoke to her. I don't remember what he said,
but he turned her into a giant psychedelic colored fish, but her head was intact.
She went on with the day as if nothing weird had happened.